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Last login: 10 hours ago12borekent: ken is a 63 year old married guy from Dover, England, UK.; Likes 441 pages, 64 videos, 56 photos • 49 fans • Received 17 reviews; Member since May 24, 2007

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http://images.webpark.ru/uploads52/pod8/17_podborka_09.jpg: Jul 20, 1:43pm 1 review
http://images.webpark.ru/uploads52/pod8/17_podborka_09.jpg; It's that same black cloud that seems to follow me from time to time.

Oh Lord!: Jul 20, 12:10am 125 reviews music
http://fuinfun.com/index.php?page=00143&full=1; Pure impromptu magic from a bunch of guys on the subway.

http://www.smugmug.com/photos/48878763_f37eB-M-1.jpg: Jul 14, 1:34pm 50 reviews photography
http://www.smugmug.com/photos/48878763_f37eB-M-1.jpg; Walking back from the pub seems to get more difficult with each passing year.

tindinks profile - StumbleUpon: Jul 14, 12:28am 237 reviews stumblers
http://tindink.stumbleupon.com/; Come on Eileen, lets have some more of your wonderstuff.
Yours is the first page I turn to for my daily fix of life in La La Land.

Romney Marsh - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: Jul 13, 11:59pm 1 review environment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romney_Marsh; Lovely isn't it. Well it won't be much longer. There is going to be a twenty six turbine wind farm here very soon.
There are also plans for a new generation nuclear power station at Dungeness, also on Romney Marsh.
You can see from the wiki article that The Marsh was reclaimed from the sea and is now protected by a sea wall and massive shingle banks, by natures standards a puny defense.
So why the hell are they constructing these edifices in an area that would be one of the first places to flood in the event of rising sea levels? of which we are assured are imminent.

BBC SPORT | Cricket | England | England set for South Africa test: Jul 10, 12:20pm 2 reviews uk
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/england/7497128.stm; The South Africans will be really pissed off with Pieterson. Lets hope he will get another century tomorrow.

Jul 10, 12:51am: Norman Brown and Grace Darling: How do you feel about their proposal to raise your car tax yet again? If you feel that strongly why not put your views RIGHT HERE
Personally I'm not voting, I think they will both politically slash their wrists with this proposal and there won't be many people calling the help line.
If they were to catch fire in front of me, I wouldn't piss on either of them to extinguish the flames......................but I might just rush to the garage and buy them a gallon of petrol each.

Jul 9, 8:05am: This is typical of today's younger generation, their brashness, arrogance and total disregard for peoples feelings, or what anyone thinks. LOOK HERE Isn't it fantastic, I love Beth to death. She's a real live performer.......................over the top? Abso-bloody-lutely!
I was at this performance last year, my family thought I'd taken leave of my senses, so I went alone, got stoned and soaking wet but enjoyed every minute of it.

Jul 9, 1:56am: I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my genitals when an articulated lorry hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow......... .why else would I buy dog food??

Jul 7, 1:46am: Parking Rant update.

DRIVERS who can position their car in the middle of a parking space at a supermarket are sliding closer to extinction, conservationists have warned.
Research teams have recorded a sharp decline in numbers over the last decade, despite strenuous efforts to educate the chavs about how easy it is to just put their car in the middle of a parking space.

Dr John Thomas, head of species protection at the WWF, said: “There is a series of white lines separated by spaces roughly the same width as a car, plus a little bit more. Let's think of that as the first Great Big Clue shall we?”
As we approach, we then have to ask ourselves: do I park on the white line, do I straddle the white line or do I get my huge shiny SUV and park diagonally across three bays just to annoy the smart car owners

Conservationists have blamed the crisis on a combination of poaching, loss of habitat and an unbelievable selfishness by a bunch of total and complete twats who deserve to slowly die on a spike inserted through their retentive arseholes.

"There are now less than 5 people in the UK who are able to do this," said Dr Thomas. "That's not just a tragedy for our planet; it's doing my head serious damage every time I go to Homebase."

WWF warned that drivers who can park in the middle of a space will soon share the fate of people who knew how to park four feet from the kerb, extinct since 1993.

Dr Thomas added: "A brain damaged mountain gorilla expelled from the Dian Fossey School of etiquette could do this with its eyes shut, but for some reason the average British motorist seems to think every car park in the world was made just for them.

"Or maybe they've heard that if they park within the white line Graham Norton is going to jump out from behind a bottle-bank and send them on holiday to brokeback mountain with a tube of KY jelly prominently protruding from their back pocket.

On closer examination of some drivers with green stickers, their dexterity and deft footwork never ceases to amaze me, I followed one such disabled driver into ‘Tesco’s’ at such a rate of knots, I found I needed to rest at the freezer section to cool down., not so he.

The pace quickened through the meat section and by the time we got to the vegetables (they always stand around in groups) we were really flying and by this time, his trolley would have made a Sherpa grunt.

I managed to catch him up at the checkout and couldn’t help admiring his sporting prowess, England tee shirt with a popped collar, Nike trainers, tennis shorts and a red bandanna complimented by a bald patch, the only piece of skin on his body that didn’t have a tattoo.

I was tempted to ask what all the Maori tribal markings meant but I’m certain that the tattooist had a sense of humour at the time of inscription, and careful interpretation would reveal the word wanker preceded by total.

I watched him load his car with the strength of Samson (before he met Delilah) and the aplomb of Conan the Librarian in the dyslexia section of the Beano library. The guy sat in his car, lit up a cigarette and drove away without a seat belt totally aware of the consternation he had caused, I wasn’t too surprised to smell the heavy aroma of Jamaican Gold waft from his wake as he screeched out of the car park.

I waited patiently until he got to the exit and pulled out my imaginary snipers rifle and let off three rounds to the only piece of white skin I could see…………………if only.

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